Mummy Dearest!
Oh but do I really have to do this Social Media thing. I don't like those people and they dress funny.
Mummy please don't make me go to this party. I don't like them. They make me play weird games and everyone has to "join in".
I hate it when I can't just be myself and play with my dolls and the dog.
Oh Mummy PLEASE don't make me go..
(Queue sound of sobbing child)
I don't care what the people at Ketchum and Fedex say... what do they know about me?
They think I am just like them - Oh Mummy why can't I wear my wellies to the party. Why do I have to wear the same dress as everyone else. I don't even want to colour my hair purple even though 90% of all people do it.
And another thing Mummy dearest - I never liked My Little Pony....
1 comment:
OK, Mommy says you don't have to. You can stay home and play with your toys all by yourself!
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