So in the interests of public safety and sanity - it is time to send things to your nearest and dearest.
So here is my Holiday Gift virtual List.
To Jeff Clarke @Travelport - The USB Aromatherapy System so he can chill out during the battle with AA
To Cory Gartner and the AA Jedi team - Yoda Desktop Protector so they can continue the battle with the afore named Travelport
To The Spanish Owners of BAA - The Pedestal Fan as they might be feeling a bit of heat right now.
To Both Sets of Lawyers in the AA/Travelport battle - The Paper Shredder so they can save the planet
To the Team @TNooz - the Missile launcher - so they can continue to report important facts and insight.
To Boeing and Rolls Royce - A joint gift, Boeing for the 787 and RR for the Trent 900 and 1000 engines - The Stress Ball may it soothe you.
To PJ and Cloud 12 PR - You need a new hobby - here it is the USB Garden
To My Mail Box - Because you are really starting to piss me off, the Message Light
To the Google Travel Team - Because you have to be a bunch of Aliens out to dominate the human race, The Alien.
To Jim Davidson and his Production team - The USB radio mic - so he can continue broadcasting those amusing ditties.
And to myself - the USB Powered Desk Slippers. Better than a Snugli!
If you want to send me a virtual gift - please do...
Happy Holidays everyone... more frivolity is coming your way over the next few days.
Cheers
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