With apologies to Lee Greenwood - because he let's his song be abused anyway...

I would like to put a new rap soundtrack underneath this song. Because SCOTUS is about to gut Roe vs Wade and thus we need to know about the new American Male.  And here is how it goes:

If tomorrow all the things were gone (LIKE DEMOCRATS AND OTHER LOW LIFES)
I worked for all my life (TO KEEP THE THAT WELFARE CHECK COMING)
And I had to start again (UNDER THE GOD TRUMP)
With just my children and my wife (WHO WILL BE MY VASSALS AND SERVANTS)
I'd thank my lucky stars (FOR THOSE REPUBLICAN CROOKS)
To be livin' here today (AS IF THAT IS WHAT ONE CAN CALL LIVING)
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom (HAS BEEN SO DEBASED IT’S NOT WORTH ANYTHING)
And they can't take that away (BUT IT’S GREAT THE GOP IS SURE TRYING HARD)

 

And I'm proud to be an American (… MALE)
Where at least I know I'm free (.. TO DO WHAT I WANT, KILL, MAIM AND DISCRIMINATE)
And I won't forget the men who died (ACTUALLY I ALREADY DID)
Who gave that right to me (WHO WERE THESE PEOPLE ANY WAY – MUST HAVE BEEN SOCIALISTS OR DEMOCRATS)
And I'd gladly stand up (AND STORM THE CAPITOL)
Next to you and defend her still today (ACTUALLY IT’S “HIM” I AM DEFENDING, YOU KNOW – TRUMP)
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (TEXAS IS ABOUT IT)
God bless the USA (UNITED STATES OF (male) ASSHOLES)

 

Thank you for reading.