Since we are not allowed to use the "C" word in our new politically correct world, a whole new crop of seasonal songs have come out. Adapting classic favorites and launching Yuletide cheer for all Geeks and their families everywhere
White Facebook – Mark “Bing” Zuckerberg
The perrenial favorite from the movie of the same name
The Google Song – The Acolytes
The lovable rascal animated characters in their season stomping romp.
Rudolph, the Windows 8 Reindeer – Steve Gene Balmer
A newcomer to the chart, Steve's song delights children everywhere
I saw Mommy kissing Larry Ellison – Weird Al Yankovic
While the thought might be repugnant to many - Weird Al makes it feel oh so PC.
The Timeline Song – Time’s Awasting
Another newcomer to the chart, Nat Zuch Cole's old favorite replaces many useless songs.
Googleplex Rock – Sergey and Larry
Those real hipsters Sergey and Larry deck the halls
Snoopy’s iPod (soon to be re-released as Snoopy’s iPhone) -
Steve Jobs
Sadly Steve did not live to see his own creation become a timeless season's classic
Here Come’s iPad Claws – Tim Cook and the SFGMC
This not terribly dynamic song just creeps up and grips you
Little Mapper Boy – Visteon vs Garmin
Two warring factions put aside their differences and tell a solid tale in song
Rockin’ Around The HP Tree – Meg “Brenda” Whitman
The base maybe a little shakey but Meg and the boys are putting on a revival.
And to all - a GOOD NIGHT
Happy Holidays!
Thanks to Jay Allbritton for his image.
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